Afghanistan Reporting a Merry Christmas

updateReports coming out of Kabul are saying that Santa has been there. Military outposts are reporting Santa came into Kabul low and extremely fast. Rumors of him being accompanied by several other sleighs have not been confirmed. Please stand by for more information.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 49558 mph
Reindeer Status: Blazing fast
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Several reports of Santa sighted in known war zones; down Christmas lights in Dublin; Heavy rain reported in Palm Desert, California…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Recife (Brazil)
Where it is Christmas morning now: Kabul, Delhi, Mumbai, Calcutta, Sri Lanka, Mongolia, Shanghai, Beijing, Bangkok

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
East Africa
Bulgaria
Hungary
Belgium
Finland

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