Brunei Reports a Merry Christmas

updateRussian kids have been urgently warned to go to bed. Meanwhile, Brunei has now reported a visit from Santa.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 22222 mph
Reindeer Status: Very Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Nome, Alaska reports severe cold; cookie shortage reported in Calgary; stocking mail problem reported in South Africa….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Tunis
Where it is Christmas morning now: Brunei, Kobe,Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Northern Russia
Caspian Sea
Oman
Iran
Afghanistan

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