Cairo Reports!

updateCairo is now reporting a Merry Christmas. So too is Jerusalem. Santa likes to sometimes stop in Bethlehem but we have receive no communication about those plans for this year.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 97144 mph
Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Heavy fog reported in Orkney Islands, Scotland; non-believers reported in Liverpool; roof problems reported in Oxford, England…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: New York
Where it is Christmas morning now: Cairo, Jerusalem, Riyadh, Baghdad, Tehran, Vorkuta, Omsk, Kabul, Delhi, Mumbai

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Iceland
All of Europe
All of Africa

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