Cambodia Reports!

updateHo Chi Minh City is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as other parts of Cambodia at this time. Santa is slowly pushing west as bedtime warnings persist for places all over the Middle East and Eastern Africa at this hour.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: Elf Victor and the All-Girl reindeer team have left the North Pole; Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 17452 mph
Reindeer Status: Very Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Multiple security concerns reported in the Middle East; rain reported in Nova Scotia; trees down in Havana…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Barcelona
Where it is Christmas morning now: Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur, Hong Kong, Jakarta, Brunei, Kobe,Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Turkey
Egypt
Mogadishu
Barents Sea
Northern Russia

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