First Reports of A Merry Christmas in Australia

updateSydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and other cities, towns, and villages along the east coast of Australia are all reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Santa took nearly everyone there by surprise. Not sure where Santa goes from here.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 15448 mph
Reindeer Status: Bursting with energy!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Fence down in Perth, Australia; reports of loud non-Christmas music in Lisbon; frigid temps reported in Iceland….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Stockholm
Where it is Christmas morning now: Sydney, Brisbane, Papua New Guinea, Philippines, Marshall Islands, Soloman Islands, Fiji

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Mongolia
Omsk
Sri Lanka
India
Bangkok

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