updateIt is summer time in Brazil and Santa is flying without his coat on. Recife, where the temperature right now measures at a balmy 80 degrees, has reported a Merry Christmas, the first Brazilian City to do so.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 6400 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Burglar alarms reported in Cleveland, Ohio; down trees reported in Memphis, Tennessee; a Blue Christmas reported in Graceland…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: Recife, Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico
North and South Dakota
Mexico
Saskatchewan
Central America
US Midwest
All Eastern Timezones