All over the tiny island nation of Iceland hearts are merry as reports are streaming into the North Pole at this hour that Santa has been there. It is at this point in Santa’s flight where he usually takes a long break. It seems kids in North America especially have a hard time falling asleep on Christmas Eve. I wonder if Santa will have to wait them out this year?
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 515 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Suspicious characters reported in West Valley City, Utah; icy conditions reported in Winnipeg; cookie shortage reported in Anchorage….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: Reykjavic, London, Oxford, Paris, Leeds, Londonderry, Aberdeen, Exeter, Zurich, Madrid
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Eastern Canada, USA, Caribbean Sea, Brazil, Venezuela