London Has a Merry Christmas

updateHappy kids in London are emailing their thanks to Santa already. London, Oxford, Paris, Leeds, Londonderry, Aberdeen, Exeter and many other points across the UK are reporting to the North Pole at this hour. Look out, North America and South America…Santa is on his way!

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 1255 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Cold conditions reported in the Colorado Rockies; windy conditions reported in Cheyenne; power outage reported in West St. Louis…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: London, Oxford, Paris, Leeds, Londonderry, Aberdeen, Exeter, Zurich, Madrid, Lisbon

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Eastern Canada, USA, Caribbean Sea, Brazil, Venezuela
Toronto

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