Manila and Cebu City are both reporting a very Merry Christmas as Santa has visited there in the past little while. Santa has pushed on, heading north.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time.
Sleigh Status: 2987 mph
Reindeer Status: Tiring.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Cloudy conditions reported in Seattle; Christmas decorations stolen in Berlin; down trees and power lines reported in Panama…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Addis Adaba
Where it is Christmas morning now: Marshall Islands, Soloman Islands, Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Auckland, New Zealand, Kiritimati
Kids in these places should be in bed by now: