Santa continues to blaze an incredible trail, visiting cities all over Africa, the Ukraine, the Middle East and now even parts of Europe. Minsk is the northern-most city to report. But we have likewise heard from Ankara, Kiev, Odesa, Bucharest, and Athens. We expect the lockdown in the Command Center to be ending soon.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 98664 mph
Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Cold temps reported in Reykjavik, Iceland; trees down in Luxembourg; roof damage reported in Parnu…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Caracus
Where it is Christmas morning now: Minsk, Ankara, Kiev, Odesa, Bucharest, Athens, Mogadishu, Cairo, Jerusalem, Riyadh
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Europe
All of Africa