More Brazilian Cities Report

updateSanta pushed deeper into Brazil visiting the cities of Maraba and Porto Velho in the past few minutes.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 6458 mph
Reindeer Status: Awesome
Latest Secret Spy Reports: All-night Taco stand closed by rain in El Paso; non-believers steal Christmas tree in Caracus…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: Maraba, Porto Velho, Recife, Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico
North and South Dakota
Mexico
Saskatchewan
Central America
US Midwest
All Eastern Timezones

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