Orient Alive with Santa Sightings

updateNo new reports of Santa visits to report at the moment however we have multiple sightings of flashes in the sky and rumors of Santa everywhere. From Tokyo to Kobe in Japan to Pyongyang in North Korea to the south we have received bits and pieces of news of Santa all over the place. More reports shortly.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 18246 mph
Reindeer Status: Outstanding
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Internet issues reported in Sweden; snow and ice forecast in Oslo; Christmas lights down in Madrid….
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Warsaw
Where it is Christmas morning now: Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok, Sydney

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Iran
Afghanistan
Pakistan

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