The Middle East is reporting visits from Santa all over the place: Qatar, Riyahd, and Kuwait City are all reporting a Merry Christmas right now. Santa is moving at a very high rate of speed. He could be in Europe within an hour or so!
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 96714 mph
Reindeer Status: Record setting speeds being attained at this time.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: High wave reported in Bergen; roof obstructions reported in Stockholm; cold weather reported in Denmark…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Boston
Where it is Christmas morning now: Riyadh, Baghdad, Tehran, Vorkuta, Omsk, Kabul, Delhi, Mumbai, Calcutta, Sri Lanka
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Europe
All of Africa