Santa Enters Austrian Airspace

updateHappy reports are coming out of North Africa where Santa was reported in Tunis and back in Europe where he has visited Salzburg, Austria. More and more reports are coming from anxious kids all over the Americas, too.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 99114 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Snow rolling through Eastern Wyoming; High winds reported in South Dakota; Cookie shortage in Lansing, Michigan…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: chicago, Dallas, Mexico City
Where it is Christmas morning now: Salzburg, Tunis, Banjul, Harare, Khartoum, Niamey, Brazzaville, Accra

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Halifax
Brazil
Greenland
Iceland
All of Europe

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