Santa Over the Waters of the Pacific

updateMilitary tracking satellites, ship radars and Santa’s Tracking Center at the North Pole all confirm that Santa is over the waters of the Northern Pacific. Santa appears to be on track.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: No alerts at this time.
Sleigh Status: 6,500 mph
Reindeer Status: Very strong.
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Winter storm watch in Alaska; snow drifts in Calgary; trees down in Mobile, Alabama
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Singapore
Where it is Christmas morning now: Nowhere

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Kamchatka
Fiji
New Zealand
South Pole

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