Santa Still at the North Pole

updateSanta is still at the North Pole. He has enjoyed cookies and punch with a few of his elves the past few minutes. They are feeling very honored because Santa has asked them all their opinions on whether he should head down to Brazil next or stop in Greenland. He says he is thinking of visiting parts of Canada next, too. He should be leaving again soon.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 0 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Restless kids reported in Ottawa; power outage reported in Cartagena; cookie shortage in Lafayette, LA.
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: No new deliveries to report.

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Central America
US Midwest
All of Eastern Canada, USA, Caribbean Sea, Brazil, Venezuela
Toronto

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