Santa Visits Greenland

updateOk, now we’re back in business. Santa is in Greenland, taking his time. And he has visited Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay in the last little bit.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 400 mph
Reindeer Status: Fantastic
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Raucous parties reported in Rio de Janeiro; heat warnings posted in Recife; blowing snow reported in New Hampshire…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: All of North and South America
Where it is Christmas morning now: Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico
North and South Dakota
Mexico
Saskatchewan
Central America
US Midwest
All Eastern Timezones

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