Shanghai Says Santa Has Been There

updateThe City of Shanghai says Santa has delivered! Santa is pushing even further to the west now.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: Elf Victor and the All-Girl reindeer team have left the North Pole; Command Center under lock-down…
Sleigh Status: 15998 mph
Reindeer Status: Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Weather alerts posted for Upper Midwest, USA; roof damage reported in Bangladesh; new antennas reported in Madagascar…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: London
Where it is Christmas morning now: Shanghai, Beijing, Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur, Hong Kong, Jakarta, Brunei, Kobe,Tokyo

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Jordan
Syria
Turkey
Egypt
Mogadishu

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