Tokyo Reports a Merry Christmas

updateTokyo has reported millions of families have been visited by Santa! Santa appears to be heading south once again.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 19245 mph
Reindeer Status: Very Good
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Christmas tree damage reported in Finland; reports of high winds reported in Montreal; flashes in the sky seen in Tripoli…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Berlin
Where it is Christmas morning now: Kobe,Tokyo, Darwin, Hobart, Tokyo, Guam, Vladivostok, Sydney

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Oman
Iran
Afghanistan
Pakistan

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