Zimbabwe Reports a Merry Christmas

updateHarare in Zimbabwe is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time as Santa continues his flight through Africa.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 99114 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Fog reported in Wales; tornado warnings posted in SE USA; reports of roof damage in Jacksonville, Florida…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Toronto
Where it is Christmas morning now: Harare, Khartoum, Niamey, Brazzaville, Accra, Port Elizabeth, Durban, Helsinki

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
Brazil
Greenland
Iceland
All of Europe

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