Santa Storms the US Midwest

updateDetroit, Madison, Chicago, St. Louis, Dallas, New Orleans and Oklahoma City have all reported a Merry Christmas as Santa has taken the US midwest by storm.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 97832 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports:
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Honolulu, Anchorage, Nome, Barrow
Where it is Christmas morning now: Ottawa, Ontario, Toronto, Montreal, New York, Philadelphia, Washington DC., Lakeland, Miami

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Pacific Time Zone Areas

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