Santa Rushes Through the Eastern USA

updateSanta has visited Charlotte, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, New York City, Boston and Bangor as he has stormed through the Eastern USA in the past few minutes.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 97832 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports:
Where it is Christmas Eve now: Honolulu, Anchorage, Nome, Barrow
Where it is Christmas morning now: Lakeland, Miami, Naples, Fort Myers, Orlando, Bogata, Panama City, Guatemala City

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Pacific Time Zone Areas

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