Western Canada Reports!

updateThere is no stopping Santa’s relentless dash for a record. Edmonton, Regina, Winnepeg, Yellowknife, and Calgary all report a Merry Christmas at this hour.

— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole

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Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 97832 mph
Reindeer Status: Outstanding
Where it is Christmas morning now: San Antonio, Denver, Helena, Bozeman, Cheyenne, Little Rock, Lincoln, Minneapolis, Mexico City, Acapulco, Cancun

bedtime
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All Time Zones

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