BREAKING NEWS: Santa Orders North Pole to Launch Positions

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breaking3Breaking News!

Alarms of a different sort are going off at the North Pole and everyone here is in shock.

These are special alarms. They only go off once a year and only for a special reason: they announce that elves need to gather to watch Santa launch.

Everyone here is confused. But the news is confirmed from Santa himself and he asked me to see to it that it get out on the website and via Kringle Radio, which all elves are listening to, of course.

Elves at the North Pole are encouraged to gather with their families to see Santa launch.

Normally this order goes out about 3 to 4 hours before typical launch times. That gives the elves time to gather up all their kids and to meet up in the grandstand at the barnyard.

I can see that area from my office and they aren’t even using the barnyard this year, from what I can tell.

So things are very, very different with this. Regardless, the elves are gathering now…and something big is about to happen.

We’ll keep you updated.

Elf Ernest

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