False Rumors Abound of Santa’s Launch
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A rash of phone calls, texts and emails have flooded the North Pole in the past hour suggesting that Santa has launched and has been spotted already over major cities in Europe.
These rumors are absolutely false. I’ve got a web cam in my office showing the dash of Santa’s sleigh…and it isn’t moving anywhere. I can see them working on the bells on the sleigh right now. But the sleigh doesn’t even have reindeer hitched to it.
Be patient folks and keep your browser set right here and your radio dial tuned to Kringle Radio.
We will give you a live report the moment Santa launches.
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