Iranian Government Protests the North Pole

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Alarm bells are now going off in MY department. We just received an official notice of complaint from the government of Iran in Tehran. They are demanding that Santa Claus order the sleigh out of Iranian airspace immediately.

Honestly – they didn’t have to ask.

Elf Vernon has already turned the sleigh towards the closest border and is rocketing in that direction right now.

Stay tuned here to Santa Update.com and Kringle Radio for the latest.

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Coming up next: More news of the sleigh over Iran

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Listen to a live report from Santa’s sleigh on a test flight over Iran:

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