Santa Announces Historic Launch Event

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We have been told to expect a “history-making” event in about eight hours. Santa himself made the announcement.

We’re curious what he is talking about. In 8 hours it will still be too early for Santa to take flight. If he hitched up the reindeer and took off he would be arriving in places like New Zealand right in the middle of their Christmas Eve parties.

So he cannot be talking about the sleigh launch.

But he did say “big launch history event” in his description of things.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the Big Building with No Name?

Elf Ernest

Coming up next: Update from the North Pole Post Office

Where it is Christmas Eve now: Guam

Listen to Elf Ernest talk about the Big Building with No Name:

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