Trackers Activated Over North Pacific

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suradarHere’s an interesting development. Elves working on Santa’s flight path over the Pacific have been put on high alert. That means they are at their stations, watching radar, receiving confidential tracking data, and prepared to report any activity in the skies there.

The Tracking Department confirms that elves in Alaska, Hawaii, Midway, Guam, the Philippines, Marshall Islands, Tonga, Samoa and even as far south as Australia have all been put on high alert.

We don’t know why that would be necessary right now. We will keep you posted.

Elf Ernest

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Listen as Elf Rusty Belz checks in with a spotter elf in Alaska:

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