Santa Wants Millions of New Elves

Breaking NewsHappy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Santa met with senior elves from the Tracking Department and informed them that he wanted 4 million new tracker elves in place by the time he flies on Christmas Eve.

The number shocked everyone in the Tracking Department and in the Elf Resources Department.

It’s all anyone can talk about here today – even though it is Thanksgiving and even though the big news around here lately has been the Merry Prankster.

Where are we going to find all these elves?

Seriously, kids. If you’re already a secret spy for Santa you might want to volunteer for this new elf duty.

Just go to Santa Trackers.net and sign up.

They will show you there what to do.

Elf Ernest

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