Eggnog Disappears from the North Pole

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Elves are a little ticked off today. We’ve all been pranked again.

Somehow overnight every drop of eggnog at the North Pole has somehow disappeared.

Now, you might not think this is a big deal. After all, eggnog is not electricity or something vital like that. The world continues on its way and the work of the North Pole is not stopped today because of this.

But elves are a little more depressed and a lot more concerned. Eggnog just makes the work day go by better and there isn’t any to be found anywhere.

I’m told emergency shipments are on their way to the North Pole and that Mrs. Claus is directing a team today to whip up as big a batch as they can.

Elf Ernest

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One thought on “Eggnog Disappears from the North Pole

  • December 16, 2016 at 6:43 am
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    What is “eggnog”?

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