Merry Prankster Vows to Stop Santa

Breaking News North PoleWOW!

What a turn of events today in the story of the Merry Prankster.

Right in the middle of the lunch rush every radio, television and loud speaker today was somehow hijacked by the Merry Prankster and we heard his voice. (Click the Kringle Radio News player below to hear it).

Well, we think it was his voice. Experts here are saying maybe he masked his voice a little bit so that people here couldn’t recognize him.

Anyway, the Merry Prankster spoke and he said what everyone here fears: he wants to stop Santa Claus.

He didn’t say why. He just said his mission is to stop Santa from leaving the North Pole this year.

This has authorities here very worried. They think that the pranks now will only get worse.

We must catch the Merry Prankster and put a stop to him.

Elf Ernest

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23 thoughts on “Merry Prankster Vows to Stop Santa

  • December 14, 2016 at 10:11 am
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    THE ELF ON THE RADIO! (Forgot who it was.) IT SOUNDS LIKE HIM! IT MATCHES THE CLUE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HIM!

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    • December 20, 2016 at 7:38 pm
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      The guys name is Frank.

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  • December 14, 2016 at 9:43 pm
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    Is Rudolph the-red-nose-reindeer real? Please RESPOND To me.

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      • December 15, 2016 at 6:28 am
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        elf ernest,

        IT HAS TO BE A BOY ELF TEST ALL OF THE ELFS VOICE!

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      • December 15, 2016 at 3:28 pm
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        Are you talking about Rudolph?

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        • December 15, 2016 at 3:31 pm
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          I mean you, elf Ernest, are you talking about Rudolph?

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    • December 22, 2016 at 10:26 am
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      no one is going to kill santa

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  • December 15, 2016 at 1:34 pm
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    this elf must have used a voice changer for no one to know that this NASTY elf is trying to hide his voice. SEND IN THE MILITARY ELF’S!! OR CHRISTMAS WILL BE RUINED!!!!! 🙁

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  • December 16, 2016 at 6:42 am
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    Elf Ernest,

    We’re you ever friends with frosty

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  • December 16, 2016 at 1:30 pm
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    Is the story about Rudolph the-red-nose-reindeer true?

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    • December 16, 2016 at 7:01 pm
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      Which story? The one about his red nose? Yes, that’s a true story. Of course, Rudolph is a bit older than a lot of people think of him. He’s a full grown reindeer. Very big. Very strong. He’s a good cook too!

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      • December 16, 2016 at 11:02 pm
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        He’s a good cook? How does he cook stuff? Does his nose glow red? Is frosty the snowman real? Elf Sophia asked if frosty the snow man is real.

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        • December 16, 2016 at 11:06 pm
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          Also do reindeer speak languages or just English?

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          • December 17, 2016 at 6:25 am
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            Reindeer speak reindeer. Santa is the only one I know who can really communicate with them. Elf Victor can a little.

        • December 17, 2016 at 6:28 am
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          I don’t know how Rudolph cooks. All I know is that at the North Pole summer picnic Rudolph is famous for his smores. And he’s won the chili cook off several times. I’ve only seen his nose actually glow or light up when Santa asks him to on Christmas. He doesn’t walk around with that thing glowing all the time. And no, I don’t really know Frosty. I’ve heard of him but never seen him. Especially in the summer time around here.

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  • December 17, 2016 at 6:23 am
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    Is Rudolph grown up.?

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    • December 17, 2016 at 6:29 am
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      Yes, he’s a grown reindeer. BIG. And really fast. Nearly as big as Donner. My goodness, he’s big.

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  • December 17, 2016 at 8:35 am
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    i agree with amapola the elf so does my sister

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  • December 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm
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    Elf Ernest,
    How is the north pole doing with all of these problems??? Will Santa still come??

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