The test flights of Santa’s sleigh will be leaving Canadian skies, where it has only been for a few days. According to flight planners an extended run through Sector 2 in Asia is expected over the next week. “We’re excited for that,” said Elf Supervisor Clif Moyer from the newly opened Regional Tracking Center in […]A monthly report from the Accounting Office at the North Pole indicates that tracker elf activity is starting to rise and that the count of tracker elves is going up in every sector. “We’re gratified to see it,” said Elf Crash Murphy, International Director of Santa Trackers. “It’s been a busy first half of […]
Elves at the Regional Tracking Center for Sector 2 in Taiwan successfully passed all tests with North Pole Flight Command today. They are officially open for business. This was the last of the regional tracking centers to go active. All remote teams beat the deadline to be ready by August 1st . The Regional Tracking […]
In anticipation of 5000 new reindeer recruits for more than 3500 new sleighs expected to be deployed in time for Christmas the Reindeer Assignment desk at North Pole Flight Command is being expanded. Some would think reindeer assignments would be the work of the Reindeer Operations Department. It’s not. That belongs to North Pole Flight […]
North Pole Flight Command has reached the 150-day mark before Santa’s scheduled launch, with mixed sentiment among staff. Concern centers on the fourth version of Santa’s sleigh in two months of test flights and reports of slower-than-expected sleigh speed. The regional tracking center for Sector 3 has opened, leaving only Sector 2 incomplete. That remaining […]
Santa Claus today authorized a new build of the radical new sleigh design proposed for use this Christmas. Sleigh designers and flight analysts have evaluated the flight performance of Clara after just 1 week in flight and already have modifications ready that would justify a new build. That would make it Version #4 of the […]
A short time ago the final tests were passed and we can confirm that the Regional Tracking Center for Sector 3 in Belgium is now online. Things got off to a rocky start with the misplacement of several computers about three weeks ago. That little set-back resulted in several others that pushed the anticipated opening […]
It is a milestone day in North Pole Flight Command as we have reached the 150-day mark until Santa’s launch. There is some pressure being felt by flight engineers and sleigh designers at North Pole Flight Command because this marker means they need to be hitting certain benchmarks with the new sleigh design. While 150 […]
The test flights of Santa’s sleigh are heading soon into Sector 5. For the past several days the flights have been over Greenland and overall for more than a week they have traveled through Sector 4 north from South America. Version #3, code named Clara, started her run this week and it is expected that […]Last Christmas the Department of Elf Resources commissioned a survey about visiting elves, popularly known in some places as Elf on the Shelf. The results of that survey, which the News Department plans to release soon, have been reviewed by Santa’s Executive Council and it is believed they are ready to take action. The Department…
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North Pole productivity for Operation Merry Christmas surged more than 40 percent in July, surpassing the typical post-vacation bump seen each year. Elf Wally of Logistics and Distribution attributes the increase to cancelled Christmas in July events and Santa’s focus on a new sleigh design. August is expected to show strong numbers as well, though […]
