Santa in Poland

Tracking SantaLots of news: Santa has arrived in Poland, surprising everyone. Nobody expected that.

And some parts of South America now have their bed time warnings. Santa just couldn’t hold them off any longer.

Take a listen to the report from Kringle Radio below. Elf Red Stocking tries to drag the truth about the situation in North America from Elf Agent X.

Elf Ernest


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North Pole News

15 Hours Until Santa Launches

Santa TrackingOnly 15 hours remain in our countdown to Santa’s launch from the North Pole. Things are very busy here.

We have learned in the past few minutes that there is desperate need for more secret spies in Australia.

You can sign up to become a secret spy at this link.

Or, you could become an official Santa Tracker, too.

If you live in Australia we especially need you. Santa isn’t expecting trouble there but he has flight concerns. Without eye witnesses to report on conditions he could suffer flight delays.

Do you have time to help Santa?

Elf Ernest


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North Pole News

Prankster Nearly Caught

Breaking NewsHi everyone!

Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned whether or not conditions will be safe for Santa to fly later this week.

Both Santa and Elf Agent X have been made aware of all the concerns coming in to my office.

Both refused to comment.

It’s a busy time, there is much work left to do before launch. Santa wants to remain focused on Christmas and will allow Elf Agent X to do his job as they hope to catch the Merry Prankster.

Elf Ernest

Operation Merry Christmas

Kringle Radio News
. Tension

Workshop Pranked Again

Tracking SantaHappy Friday, everyone!

You’re not going to find a busier place in all the world during the 2nd week of December than Santa’s workshop.

It’s going 24 hours a day.

That’s why Elf Bernard wants to know how it is possible that the Merry Prankster got inside once again and somehow unplugged all the power tools and covered the outlets with super glue.

It took technicians about six hours to repair the receptacles so that power was restored to all the tools.

The workshop suffered about a half day’s loss in productivity.

Elf Agent X and his team of investigators continue their search for the Merry Prankster.

They have to find a way for these pranks to stop happening.

Elf Ernest

Operation Merry Christmas

Kringle Radio News
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Santa Says the Prankster is Naughty

Santa ClausGreetings!

Another big meeting today of department head elves, Elf Agent X and even Santa to discuss again the Merry Prankster situation.

For the first time in public EVER Santa has declared someone NAUGHTY.

The rumors have been around forever that Santa has a naughty list and we’ve told you over and over again that he does NOT.

But if he did, the Merry Prankster would be at the very top of it.

Santa is frustrated that this guy has not been caught yet.

He feels the same way everyone else does. He just doesn’t know what he is going to do next or who he is going to do it to.

Rumors are flying that security has been beefed up over at the Claus residence.

Elf Ernest

Operation Merry Christmas

Kringle Radio News
. Naughty List