Happy Emails Indicate Santa is in Iraq Posted by Elf Ernest on Thursday, 24th December 2009 at 2:30PM Though the map doesn't show it, we're certain that Santa is in Iraq based upon email we are receiving.
Santa Not Reporting from the Sleigh, Nothing Wrong Posted by Elf Ernest on Thursday, 24th December 2009 at 2:15PM We have lost transmission of all data, voice and video from Santa's sleigh. But there is nothing wrong. Santa is flying completely silent for security reasons.
Reports Coming in From Pakistan and Afghanistan Posted by Elf Ernest on Thursday, 24th December 2009 at 2:00PM We are receiving multiple reports of Santa's visits in Pakistan and Afghanistan.