Santa Swipes Mrs. Claus’ Sleigh, Heads for Turkey

Santa got impatient waiting for the sleigh repair crew from the North Pole and loaded Mrs. Claus’ sleigh and hitched the reindeer to it and took off. Mrs. Claus is now stranded in Northern Russia with a sleigh that won’t fly. But have no worries, a rescue crew is on the way to help her.

Santa is heading south and has made it no secret that he’s on his way to Turkey.

— Elf Ernest

Bedtime Warning: Lisbon