Santa is making quick work of Africa at this time. His speed is blazing fast. He has visited Brazzaville in Congo, Accra in Ghana and Niamey in Niger in the past little while.
— Elf Ernest
Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole
Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green
Sleigh Status: 99114 mph
Reindeer Status: Great!
Latest Secret Spy Reports: Fog reported in Wales; tornado warnings posted in SE USA; reports of roof damage in Jacksonville, Florida…
Where it is Christmas Eve now: St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Toronto
Where it is Christmas morning now: Niamey, Brazzaville, Accra, Port Elizabeth, Durban, Helsinki, Warsaw, Minsk, Ankara, Kiev
Kids in these places should be in bed by now:
All of Europe