Rumors of Santa
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Rumors of Santa Already in Sector 1
Rumors of Santa Already in Sector 1 1
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News Recap: False rumors of Santa already in Sector 1 abound.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational
Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Checking In/Standby
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Checking In/Standby
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Checking In/Standby
Sector 5 (Central and North America): Checking In/Standby

Latest Bedtime Advisories
None yet issued by Santa

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: In pre-flight briefings
Sleigh: Preparing for final test flight
Reindeer: Resting
Workshop: Still hard at work
North Pole Post Office: Frenzied
Wrapping Department: Frenzied
North Pole Security: Investigating

Merry Christmas

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