Santa is in Cuba
News Recap: Fans in Sectors 4 and 5 await Santa, who seems intent on keeping even flight analysts guessing. He’s making great time!
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Bermuda, Far East Coast of North America, All Caribbean Island Nations and Territories
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Moving even faster
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Cannot slow them down
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Checking locks on the doors of the Wrapping Department
