East Coast of Canada Has a Merry Christmas
News Recap: The east coast of Canada has been kind to Santa. He is returning the favor.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Minneapolis, South Dakota, Nebraska, All of Ontario Canada, All of Central America
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Thinks going to bed early is a good idea
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Learning to use a spell check while in flight
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Hearing rumors of trouble in Mexico
