Flight Analysts Express Concern with Santa’s Speed
News Recap: Santa has pushed on to Singapore but flight analysts at the North Pole are concerned with the high speed in which Santa is moving.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Hanoi, Kuala Lumpur, Bangladesh, Kathmandu, Sri Lanka
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Annoyed with flight analysts
– Sleigh: Excellent
– Reindeer: Ready to go even faster
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Foggy plot in London being looked into
