A Jolly Christmas in North Korea
News Recap: Santa is in North Korea and sharing laughs with the Dear Leader there.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone
Latest Bedtime Advisories
South East Asia, Singapore, All of Indonesia, Laos, Hanoi
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Cracking jokes in North Korea
– Sleigh: Excellent
– Reindeer: Swinging to the bells
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Dicussing concerns with police in Juneau
