Santa Still Waits
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Santa Still Waits
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Santa is still on Campbell Island, awaiting Sector 1 to go to bed

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): In the Red Zone
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): In the Red Zone
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Samoa, Tonga, Fiji, Vanuatu, Marshall Islands, Solomon Island, Papua New Guinea, New Zealand, Kiribati, Palau, Micronesia and all of Australia

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Patiently waiting
Sleigh: Stopped on Campbell Island, 700 miles south of New Zealand
Reindeer: Taking a break
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Almost done
North Pole Security: New issues to deal with

Merry Christmas

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