Sector 3
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Trouble Ahead in Sector 3?
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Santa Tracker
News Recap: Now it appears that late night parties in Europe and Africa could slow Santa down.

Status of Regional Operations
North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued>
Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): In the Red Zone
Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): In the Red Zone
Sector 5 (Central and North America): In the Red Zone

Latest Bedtime Advisories
Bischek, Dubai, Oman, Central Russia

Status of Operation Merry Christmas
Santa: Feeling strong
Sleigh: Excellent
Reindeer: Doing great, thanks for asking
Workshop: Mission accomplished
North Pole Post Office: **STOCKING MAIL ACTIVATED**
Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
North Pole Security: Investigating attack on North Pole servers

Merry Christmas