As reported earlier this week, North Pole News can now confirm that official reports from test pilots flying Santa’s sleigh show the sleigh is operating “sluggishly”. A report, from test pilot Elf Yancy Crumbleigh dated September 23rd, says that in test flights that day over Madagascar, the sleigh “underperformed at a level of 35,000 feet […]
Scoop! It’s 12 weeks until Christmas and I have a bit of breaking news. Whatever it is they are telling you about the test flights of Santa’s sleigh – don’t believe them! For reals. I was talking to a friend of a friend over in Flight Command and there’s big problems with Santa’s sleigh. They […]
There are just 14 weeks to go until Christmas, friends. And it is time to talk about Santa’s mail. Now, I work in the office of Mrs. Claus. And she gets a lot of mail. So I know a little about this. But today I visited the office of Santa Claus – and his mail […]
Hi ho! Just 15 weeks to go until Christmas. This week Mrs. Claus fulfilled her first assignment from Santa of the season. Santa sent Mrs. Claus to North Pole Flight Command to check on the readiness of things there. Now, before you think that is weird remember that Mrs. Claus is a trained pilot. And […]
Hi ho! Just 16 weeks to go until Christmas. Wow, what a weird news time at the North Pole. The calendar flipped from August to September and we’ve had North Pole Radio News to share here everyday since the reindeer came back. And there is another radio news report they have attached to my humble […]
Just 17 weeks until Christmas? Can you say “wow”? I’ve had this date circled on the calendar since January. I could not wait to write this week’s countdown update. How did I know this would be such a big week? Well, it’s the last week before the Bers. The Ber months of September, October, November […]
Hi guys – 18 weeks until Christmas Eve today! Whoooo-hooo! All everyone is talking about here at the North Pole is the big chat Santa has scheduled this weekend at SantaTrackers.net. This isn’t going to be your usual chat. It’s for elves. Santa has a different way of talking to elves. It took me a […]
There are now 19 weeks until Christmas, friends. 19 weeks! That’s nothing! I know for some of you that means school is starting up. Actually, I only know that because so many of you are writing in to complain about that. That’s hard for this girl to understand. I loved school. I loved every summer […]
Hi gang. I’m so sorry. I got so caught up in Christmas in July I just didn’t have time for the weekly countdown. Actually, Mrs. Claus got so caught up in Christmas in July. I was just along for the ride. It was a fun ride. She knows how to have a lot of fun […]
Hi everyone! 25 weeks are now left until Christmas and things are really starting to happen at the North Pole. It is Christmas in July here at the North Pole which is kind of a transition time for us. It’s part fun and part work. Well, it’s all work. Every department is still working. But […]
The test flights of Santa’s real sleigh have been underway for more than a month in the skies of the North Pole. They take that show on the road now that Christmas in July is upon us. According to North Pole Flight Command the test flights will be traveling from west to east, conducting speed […]
