Operation Merry Christmas
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Elves Want the Prankster Caught

Greetings Everyone! Elf Agent X met today with all department heads at the North Pole to update us on the Merry Prankster investigation. Elves are demanding answers. Elf Bernard said his elves are nervous that something is going to…
Will Santa Deliver by Drone? 1
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Will Santa Deliver by Drone?

Merry Greetings! Santa’s sleigh was on the mind of many today as Santa flung open the door to his private workshop and spent much of the day working on his sleigh. Many elves stopped by to see how the work was progressing and to chat a…
Sleigh Bells Declared Ready 2
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Sleigh Bells Declared Ready

World from the Research and Development Department who have been putting the final touches on Santa’s sleigh is that the sleigh bells are perfectly tuned and ready to go. This is actually very good news. Tradition has it that Elf…
Every Child Should Hang a Stocking 3
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Every Child Should Hang a Stocking

I wrote a short time ago to Elf Gloria, Santa’s Commissioner of Christmas Traditions here at the North Pole. She is busy getting the sleigh bells ready for Santa’s sleigh, a very important job that we’ll talk about in a little while.…
Sleigh Bell Tuning Hits a Snag 7
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Elves Prepare the Sleigh Bells

Howdy! One of the forgotten parts of Santa’s sleigh is getting a lot of attention this morning: the sleigh bells. Elf Gloria explains that the sleigh bells have to be tuned precisely. Each of the bells is made by hand and tuned by…
Sleigh Bell Tuning Hits a Snag 7
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Guam Reports!

Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this moment as Santa and team have shot back north in a blazing display of power and speed. Santa is moving faster than ever. The eyes of the world, however, are on North Korea and what Santa may…
Replacement Sleigh Quickly Outfitted with Tuned Bells 4
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Replacement Sleigh Quickly Outfitted with Tuned Bells

Elves are rushing at this moment to fit the old sleigh with new bells as Santa switches gears here at the last minute. Can a 40-year-old sleigh do the job Santa needs to do tonight? That's the question on everyone's mind. Elf Gloria hours…
Sleigh Bell Tuning Hits a Snag 7
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Middle East and Central Asia Awakens to Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve day is dawning in the Middle East and Central Asia at this hour and the reports Santa was seeking from Secret Spies in the South Pacific and Far East are starting to come in. From Japan we have heard from Elf Leonard, who warns…
Sleigh Bell Tuning Hits a Snag 7
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Elf Victor Awakens Reindeer For Santa’s Launch

It is getting real exciting here at the North Pole. Santa launches in just two hours. Santa remains asleep at this time. Mrs. Claus wants him to sleep as long as he possibly can. But his sleigh is ready to go. Elf Gloria gave it her…
Tuning Problems for Sleigh Bells Persist 5
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Tuning Problems for Sleigh Bells Persist

Elf Gloria could only shake her head when she heard the new bells. They looked perfect. But they sounded worse than before. "Santa won't approve this sleigh for flight like this and neither will I!" lectured Elf Gloria. She was speaking…
Will Santa's Sleigh Be Ready? 6
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Will Santa’s Sleigh Be Ready?

Good news to report! The work of the Tooth Fairies is helping a great deal in the Wrapping Department and Elf Wally says they have really made up a lot of ground in the last hour. But other areas of Operation Merry Christmas are still having…
Sleigh Bell Tuning Hits a Snag 7
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Sleigh Bell Tuning Hits a Snag

Technicians working on Santa's sleigh are having problems with a string of sleigh bells. Elf Gloria, Santa's Commissioner of Traditions, was just at the sleigh barn checking on their progress. She was checking their work on a part of the sleigh…