Extra Sleighs Taking Up Valuable Space

Extra Sleighs Taking Up Valuable Space

Hi ho!

A couple of months ago I shared with you about the big project at the North Pole that Santa began – thousands of sleighs being built and painted different colors.

Remember when I told you about the big barn Santa built to store those sleighs?

Well, that barn is now full and they are starting to stack these sleighs outside like firewood.

There are sleighs everywhere and they are taking up valuable space.

They cannot stay outside very long. They are made of wood.

Santa has always said that a good sleigh has to be treated like a flower. It can be outside but if you leave it alone the weather will ruin it. Santa’s sleighs always stay inside the sleigh barn when he isn’t using them.

So if Santa were here I know he would not be happy to see all these sleighs sitting outside.

Something needs to be done. Elf Quinton tells me he has to keep building the sleighs. He has orders.

For now, he is planning to use one of the warehouses that the boys in the workshop usually use to store the sleighs.

But Elf Bernard isn’t happy about that. He needs that space because the workshop is busy making things and they need space to store things too.

Something has to give.

I’ll ask Mrs. Claus what the deal is. She is the only one who seems to understand what is going on around here these days.

Elf Ernest

Sleigh Building Continues at the North Pole

Sleigh Building Continues at the North Pole

Hi everyone!

Another large load of lumber was delivered to the North Pole this week – and the sleigh building continues at the North Pole.

With Santa gone, Mrs. Claus has overtaken the project.

Today she met with Elf Quinton and discussed plans to increase elfpower at the sleigh barn to build even more sleighs.

Elf Quinton was shaking his head when Mrs. Claus left.

All he could tell me was that Mrs. Claus sure knows how to give big goals!

I don’t know what that means but I think it means there are more sleighs to come.

What is Santa going to do with all these sleighs?

Elf Ernest

North Pole Denies Reindeer Deniers

Breaking NewsThe North Pole has been flooded with email over the past 12 hours after a report surfaced online that Santa plans to fly his sleigh without reindeer this year.

We assure you this is absolutely FAKE news.

“How silly to think that Santa could fly his sleigh without reindeer,” said Elf Quinton Q. Quigley, head of the Research and Development Department at the North Pole, the department in charge of sleigh designs for Santa. “We have looked at the various available technologies and have never found a more efficient power driver for Santa’s sleigh outside of reindeer. Reindeer are noble souls, filled with Christmas spirit, usually they are physically fit and they are light on the environment. They add a lot to the ecosystem of the North Pole. Anyone who tells you different doesn’t know Rudolph very well.”

The reports are allegedly tied to Norad, a military-based Santa tracking outfit in North America.

“There is a lot of bad information out there on the Internet,” said Elf Ed Zachary. “And more people than ever are tracking Santa Claus. They have web sites and Facebook groups and forums and chats and YouTube channels and all this stuff. But none of them speak for Santa. That’s why you should track Santa right here. Avoid all the fake news out there about Santa.”

I did speak to Santa today about this rumor and he laughed. He said he could not be Santa without reindeer.

Elf Ernest

Prankster Paints the Sleigh Pink

Breaking NewsHo ho ho!

Disturbing news from the Research and Development Department today working on the final version of Santa’s new sleigh: someone broke into the sleigh barn last night and painted it pink.

Of course, it’s the work of the Merry Prankster.

“Actually, he appears to be a very skilled painter,” Elf Quinton observed when he showed me the sleigh this morning.

“But the reindeer aren’t going to like that!” he said pointing to a big sign on the back that said “I break for My Little Pony”.

I have to admit, the sleigh did look unusually fast in a kind of a bubble gum color.

But Santa will never go for that and everyone knows it. Elf Quinton says the next two days will be spent repainting the sleigh and that further flight tests will have to be postponed.

Elf Ernest

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Santa Begins Efforts to Recruit Tracker Elves

Breaking NewsOne of the big secrets of the North Pole Tracking Department has been revealed. In the past week elves have quietly opened a new website designed to manage and recruit millions of new Santa tracker elves. The site is called SantaTrackers.net.

Elf Agent X was one of the many elves that was part of the project. “We have for years recruited Santa’s secret spies via ElfHQ.com and we will continue to do so,” Agent X told me. “But this effort is different. These new tracker elves won’t work for me — they will work for the North Pole Tracking Department.”

A tracker elf is one that tracks Santa for Santa. Santa needs them in every area of the world.

They work in the weeks ahead of Christmas and during Santa’s flight to provide timely information to the Flight Command Center at the North Pole.

They are tasked with reporting on conditions — everything from the weather to the local condition of rooftops and chimneys.

Often, tracker elves are interviewed during the live radio news broadcast on Kringle Radio on Christmas Eve.

Thousands of elves work in support of Santa each year in places all over the globe. It has always been that way. But Santa’s flight effort has become more complicated over time and he just needs more elves, more eyes, and more support of the flight effort.

Any believer in Santa can volunteer for duty. Here are the steps to follow if you are not already an elf:

1. Go to Elf HQ.com and become an elf if you haven’t already done so. You need to take the Elf Oath.

2. Head then to SantaTrackers.Net and register to become a Santa Tracker elf.

3. When it asks for an invitation code to join type in the word snowball.

And that’s it — the site is completely private for authorized elves only. Once you have received your promotion to Official Santa Tracker Elf the site will give you instructions and begin your training. There is much to learn between now and Christmas if you are to help Santa when he takes flight.

“This is actually the first of two new websites the Tracking Department will open this year,” Elf Quinton told me. “That other new site won’t open until Halloween and we will explain it at that time. But we wanted to begin the process of recruiting new tracker elves now because Santa wants so many of them this year.”

This is a major announcement, folks. It is historic.

If you’re a believer I think you should go sign up for this new position as soon as you can. This is NOT an elf position that works you at the North Pole. But it is a smart move for anyone who wants to develop an elf career. To be part of Santa’s flight operations on Christmas Eve is a big honor. Just ask any of the reindeer. They all compete to be a part of it. You will want to be a part of it too.

Elf Ernest