Flight Delay Stretches in 2nd Hour 1
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Flight Delay Stretches in 2nd Hour

Santa's flight delay is now headed into it's second hour. There has been no word of Santa and no change in his status or that of the reindeer. They continue to be asleep at this time. However, we remind you that we have had two bedtime warnings…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Blizzard Rolls into the North Pole

Elf Billy's weather forecast was accurate: the blizzard warning for the North Pole predicted it would hit at this hour, more than 60 minutes after Santa was scheduled to leave. But Santa is still here on the ground and if he takes off in the…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep

The Tracking Department has just issued another bed time warning: New Zealanders should be getting to bed! It is approaching late evening in New Zealand. It will be Christmas morning there in just a few hours and I calculate that most kids…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Santa and Reindeer Still Napping

Our last report notwithstanding we still have to report that Santa and the reindeer remain resting at this hour. I spoke to Elf Victor a little while ago and he said Santa was very clear that he was not to awaken the reindeer until Santa calls…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Tracking Department Issues the First Bedtime Warning

In a sign that Santa Claus must be close to launching the sleigh we just received word that Santa's Tracking Department has issued the first bedtime warning of Operation Merry Christmas 2011. According to this data release from the tracking…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Elf Gloria Declares the Bells Perfectly Tuned

At this point we would usually be talking about Santa's final inspection of the sleigh before taking off. But since there's been a delay we have the opportunity to tell you a little more detail about the preparation for the sleigh. Each…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Elves Happy Santa is Delayed

A cheer went up at Santa's Workshop and in the Wrapping Department when the announcement went over the loudspeak that Santa would delay his launch. Elf Bernard calls the delay "a blessing" as he kept the Workshop busy. The Wrapping Department,…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Santa Delays Flight, Blames Supersonic Sleigh

Santa just called. He said he was still in bed and looking forward to sleeping just a little bit longer. He said that since testing out the new sleigh he doesn't have to leave as early as he has in years past. In fact, he's afraid of getting…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Christmas Morning Approaches in the Far East

With Santa scheduled to launch in about an hour we're receiving reports of festive Christmas Eve celebrations taking place around the world. In fact, in the Far East it is nearly bed-time and the end of Christmas Eve celebrations and in the…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Decorations Prepared for the North Pole Christmas Eve Party

It's already Christmas Eve in various parts of the world but we call Christmas Eve the time when Santa takes off. Once he launches, we begin the "Christmas Eve Party" at the North Pole and it doesn't end until Santa returns home and we have…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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Elf Victor Puts Reindeer Down for A Nap

In an effort keep the reindeer as healthy as possible Elf Victor has taken Santa's A-Team into the Sleigh Barn to special stalls placed there to help them rest before taking flight. This is a sign that Santa's launch is not far away. Elf Victor…
Kids in New Zealand Urged to Go to Sleep 2
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False Reports of Santa in the Skies Come in From Around the World

An excited world is sending a variety of false reports to the North Pole at this hour. Claims that Santa has been seen in the skies over Beirut, London, Wellington and Elko, Nevada USA have posted to Santa Central in just the past two minutes.…