Santa Stops in Bethlehem, Jerusalem with Mrs. Claus
Every year Santa pauses for a bit in Israel to visit the birth place of Jesus. This year he also stopped for a while in Jerusalem, where he met with Mrs. Claus to visit the Garden Tomb.
"Mrs. Claus has long told me she wanted to visit these…
Santa Races Through Africa
Santa has shot up north, covering the heart of Africa in record time. Across the plains of Africa, into Congo and Chad, through the troubled city of Cairo and up towards Israel Santa has flown with almost reckless speed.
Santa has a lot…
South Africa Reports a Merry Christmas
Santa is keeping his focus on Africa at this time. My guess is that he's trying to keep his A-team out of the heat of the southern areas so he's going to push his B-team for a little while longer. Expect Santa to head north very soon.
Reports…
Madagascar Reports!
Santa has blazed south into Africa for the first time, covering eastern coastal cities and Madagascar. He continues to keep a terrifically fast pace.
Elf Billy tells me that Elf Hugo has been sent to fetch the A-Team of Santa's reindeer…
Santa Blitzes the Middle East
We've got reports coming in from all over the Middle East. Oman, Dubai, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Baghdad -- cities, towns and entire countries are all reporting Santa's visits.
"We've got another new record!" Elf Quinton exclaimed. "Santa is…
Santa Visits Moscow
Santa headed back north and now we're receiving reports from Moscow. Folks seem to be very happy there.
Santa is working at a blistering pace. It is at this point every year where he seems to be everywhere at once. We wonder if Santa will…
Instanbul Reports
Santa is back in his homeland of Turkey. The cities of Instanbul and Ankara have reported in the past little while that Santa has been there.
From here Santa has a number of options. He can head into northern Europe or down into Africa.…
Santa is in Iran
He's flying high and he's flying fast. And he has a military escort made up of free nations around the world and armed to the teeth. With him are sixteen sleighs from Elf Agent X's department, which is charged with protecting Santa. When you…
Sri Lanka Reports!
Elves in the Tracking Department are expressing alarm at Santa's current position -- he's all the way down in Sri Lanka. We have received multiple confirmations that Santa has visited there too, bringing a Merry Christmas to a number of people…
Santa Slows Down Dramatically
Santa has headed south and is making headway but his speed is noticeably slower.
"Well, it is easy to see why," Elf Quinton quipped. "He's using a 1942 model sleigh. All the reindeer in the world aren't going to make that relic go faster.…
Santa Swipes Mrs. Claus’ Sleigh, Heads for Turkey
Santa got impatient waiting for the sleigh repair crew from the North Pole and loaded Mrs. Claus' sleigh and hitched the reindeer to it and took off. Mrs. Claus is now stranded in Northern Russia with a sleigh that won't fly. But have no worries,…
Santa Still Grounded in Russia
Santa Claus is still on the ground in Russia. He's eaten lunch with Mrs. Claus but is getting very anxious to get back in the air, citing concerns for kids in his home country of Turkey, for some reason. But Santa can't fly right now due to…
