Santa talks
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Santa Talks About His Absence

Greetings, all! I met with Santa the other day. We talked about everything. First – Santa wants you to know that he is taking the Bah Humbug thing seriously. Mrs. Claus has met with medical experts to determine causes and prevention…
Santa Returns
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Surprise Return for Santa

Holy smokes! What a shocker! The Elf Parade was going very smoothly, in fact, it was just about to end when a giant birthday cake was wheeled in front of the large crowd sitting by the windows of the Emporium. “Happy Birthday” starting…
Sleigh Designers Test Santa’s Sleigh 1
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Sleigh Designers Test Santa’s Sleigh

Merry Greetings! Santa’s sleigh designers have finally put Santa’s new sleigh to the skies. Yesterday they took Santa’s new sleigh out for its first flight. Reports have come in that the sleigh is large, roomy, but still very agile.…
No Sign of Santa as Thanksgiving Approaches 2
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No Sign of Santa as Thanksgiving Approaches

Howdy! Thanksgiving is just five days away now and we still have had no sign of Santa returning to the North Pole. After the failed raid in France a few days ago everyone seems almost afraid to talk about it. Santa is not here and…
Failed Raid
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Santa Remains Missing After Failed Raid

BREAKING NEWS – Elves from North Pole Security launched early this morning from the North Pole and headed for a location in France. There they conducted a raid in a search for Santa. They did not find him. Instead they frightened a…
Where is Santa?
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Elves Clamor to Search for Santa

Greetings! Just a day after it was announced that Santa dared his elves to find him somewhere out in the world elves everywhere are now on the prowl. Here at the North Pole elves are on their computers, talking to friends and relatives…
Santa Challenges Elves to Find Him 3
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Santa Challenges Elves to Find Him

Huge, Holy-Cow Breaking North Pole news kids! Santa is safe and he’s not messing around. The mystery of “Where is Santa?” hasn’t quite been solved but now we know for sure why Santa is gone and why nobody can find him. Officials…
Santa has been found
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Has Santa Been Found?

Hi everyone! Strange goings on here at the North Pole. If you have been following along over at the Flight Command Center website you know that over the weekend two things happened: 1. Mrs. Claus was called there for some reason early…
Silent Santa
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Silence from Santa as Halloween Draws Near

Greetings all! Halloween is coming up and we still haven’t heard from Santa. The change in the weather has made this all an odd season so far. Elves are working very hard everywhere. They know that when Santa comes home, whenever…
Santa misses Thanksgiving
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North Pole Celebrates a Thanksgiving Without Santa

Howdy! In another sign that Christmas is coming the first of several Thanksgiving celebrations was noted this week with Canadian Thanksgiving – a North Pole tradition. Missing, of course, was Santa who loves this event and any other…
No Santa
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Kids Worried Santa Won't Deliver

Yowza! Have we been buried in mail! Ever since Elf Frank interviewed Elf Crash the other day and Crash speculated that if Santa isn't around someone else would deliver for him our phones have been ringing off the hook and the mail coming…
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Still No Sign of Santa

This weekend marks two full months since we last saw Santa and many of the folks here at the North Pole are growing in their concerns. Even Mrs. Claus is beginning to express concerns. Even though Santa told us where he was going and even…