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BREAKING: Santa, Mrs. Claus and Reindeer Return to the North Pole

Santa, Mrs. Claus and many of Santa’s reindeer staged a surprise return to the North Pole late Friday. Around midday on Friday a cloud-like object appeared in distant skies south of the North Pole. A check with the North Pole Weather…
Possible Santa Sightings in Central America 1
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Possible Santa Sightings in Central America

BREAKING – North Pole Security has received multiple reports of Santa sightings in Central America in the past several hours. North Pole Flight Command has dispatched sleighs to three locations with investigators to look into these sightings. One…
Mrs. Claus Cancels Meetings 2
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Mrs. Claus Cancels Meetings

In a text sent to Elf Trixie, Chief of Staff in the office of Mrs. Claus, all calendar events for Mrs. Claus for this week have been cancelled. Mrs. Claus was originally expected back at the North Pole on Thursday of last week. At this moment…
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Mrs. Claus Late in Returning

Mrs. Claus was in Canada this week to celebrate Thanksgiving there with her family, as we reported earlier. But she has not returned to the North Pole as scheduled. According to a press release from her office today Mrs. Claus has decided…
Santa Remains at Large 3
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Santa Remains at Large

The search for Santa took something of a wild turn over the weekend. Reports surfaced that Santa had been found by Elf Crash Murphy, who was traveling in Sector 2. Those reports included a video of Crash talking with Santa. That video caused…
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Mrs. Claus will Travel Alone to Canada

Santa Claus will miss the Claus family annual trip to Canada to celebrate Thanksgiving this year. The event will be held on Monday, October 9th. The Office of Mrs. Claus today announced that she will be traveling alone to the event. This…
Santa Scouts the Sleigh 4
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Santa Scouts the Sleigh

From somewhere in the South Pacific Santa Claus met with field tracker Elf Petey LaCroix this week to scout test flights of Santa’s sleigh. As reported earlier, Santa wanted to see new equipment in action and to discuss with Elf Petey the…
Santa Taking a Brief Break from Walkabout 5
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Santa Taking a Brief Break from Walkabout

North Pole Flight Command informed us today that Santa will be participating in a “field test” associated with the test flights of Santa’s sleigh sometime next week. “Test flights are not all just about the sleigh,” Elf Roger Star,…
Santa Escapes Again 6
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Santa Escapes Again

He did it again. Santa escaped the near-certain capture we reported earlier this week from the state of Michigan in Sector 5. As we reported then, Santa was spotted in a restaurant in Portland, Michigan and the elves of North Pole Security…
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Santa Tracked to Michigan

A burger restaurant in Portland, Michigan is the scene of the latest sighting of Santa Claus. A tipster, thought to be a tracker elf from Sector 5, reported he thought Santa might be in Michigan after seeing Santa chowing down on a cheeseburger…
Reports of Santa in Norway 7
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Reports of Santa in Norway

Santa Claus has been spotted in the Norwegian village of Dombas in recent days. It is believed there is a reindeer ranch not far from that small town. North Pole Flight Command reports several villagers have contacted the North Pole to say…
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Elf Misidentifies Santa

The claims of Santa being found in Sector 5 have turned out to be false. An embarrassed Elf Agent X and an angry Elf Harriet have returned to the North Pole after failing to validate the claim that Santa had been found. “He just wasn’t…