User |
Message |
Santa Claus |
Ho-ho-ho-hello |
Santa Claus |
Hello?!!! |
Santa Claus |
Are you there? |
Santa Claus |
Ah….there’s TWO of you!!! |
Santa Claus |
To whom am I speaking? |
Santa Claus |
Can you chat now? Santa is a little forgetful of the settings… |
Damon And Jax |
Yes! We’re here! |
Santa Claus |
Sorry about that!!! |
Santa Claus |
Brain freeze! I was outside in the snow too long |
Santa Claus |
To whom am I speak? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I want to go to the North Pole! I don’t have a jacket yet though. |
Santa Claus |
Mr. Damon! |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: I want a crystal. And I want to be at the North Pole. |
Santa Claus |
How are you Mr. Redhead? |
Santa Claus |
Jax wants a crystal? What’s that? |
Santa Claus |
🙂 |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Good. What did you do today at the North Pole? |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: I want a pink crystal. |
Santa Claus |
Today I got my hair cut. Mrs. Claus does not want me looking all shaggy for Christmas. What about you? What did you do? |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: It has to come with wishes and magic in it. |
Santa Claus |
What does a pink crystal do, Jax? |
Santa Claus |
A crystal does all that? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I played a game & played outside in the snow! |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: Yes. It has all of that. I need it. |
Santa Claus |
Oh…did you get a lot of snow there? |
Santa Claus |
Wait a minute….snow where YOU live? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: We did get a lot of snow. |
Santa Claus |
I need a crystal too! Gosh!!! |
Santa Claus |
That sounds like the coolest. What would you wish for if you had a pink crystal? |
Santa Claus |
Hold it…how do you get snow where you live. |
Santa Claus |
I thought you lived in Atlanta or Barbados or Bermuda or something |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: I wish I had toys like Elsa & barbies |
Santa Claus |
Jax…you want Elsa’s toys? But what would poor Elsa play with if you have her toys? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Is Mrs. Claus with you? |
Santa Claus |
No, Mrs. Claus is out making cookies. She won’t let me in the kitchen. |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: An Elsa doll. A big doll. I want that doll. I want a lot of toys for Christmas. |
Santa Claus |
She says I steal the dough (and I do cause it’s really yummy) |
Santa Claus |
But Jax…Elsa doesn’t play with toys. She plays with snowballs and ice cubes and stuff like that. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Can you ask Mrs Claus to say hi to me and Jax? |
Santa Claus |
Really? Ok, hang on…I’ll see if I can get her to log on |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: Me too I love ice cubes |
Santa Claus |
Give her a minute, she will be here |
Santa Claus |
If I put ice cubes in your stocking they will melt Jax |
Mrs. Claus |
hello boys!!! |
Santa Claus |
Look who showed up just for you!!! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: What do you want for Christmas, Santa? A visit from me?! |
Santa Claus |
A visit from you? You can do that? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Hello! Would you like to visit for Christmas? |
Mrs. Claus |
Oh how nice |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: What kind of cookies are you making? |
Santa Claus |
I would love to come visit but I’m a little busy right now. But I will visit your house on Christmas Eve |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Will you wake me up when you get here? |
Mrs. Claus |
Right now I’m working on a pineapple macadamia cookie that Santa has not tried yet |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: eww |
Santa Claus |
Oohh….I don’t know. It’s not good to wake a sleeping boy. You might karate my foot off! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I bet they’re good though… |
Mrs. Claus |
What kind of cookie do you like, dear? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: No please wake me up. I’ve never seen you before! |
Mrs. Claus |
If I made cookies for Damon and Jax, what kind should I make? |
Santa Claus |
You have too seen me before!!! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I like chocolate chip cookies |
Santa Claus |
How could you forget?? |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: I love pink frosting cookies covered. Sugar cookies |
Mrs. Claus |
Santa likes chocolate chip too |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I don’t remember seeing you |
Santa Claus |
Oh Jax…I love sugar cookies with pink frosting!! |
Santa Claus |
You forgot me? Big man. White beard. Belly like a bowl full of jelly? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Could I see you again? |
Mrs. Claus |
Yes, Santa eats a LOT of cookies |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: what kind of cookies would you like us to make for you on Christmas Eve? |
Santa Claus |
Yes, Damon. Someday we will meet again. |
Santa Claus |
This darn virus has kept me from seeing a lot of kids this year. I’m sorry. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Some day? Why some day? |
Santa Claus |
Ohh….I want SUGAR cookies that you decorate all by yourself. I love THOSE the best |
Santa Claus |
Well, most years I get to see children all the time. But this year, because of the virus, I don’t get to meet with anyone. I don’t make those rules but those are kinda the rules right now |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Could we visit the North Pole this Christmas? We kind of really want to see you |
Santa Claus |
It’s a hard thing to understand, I know. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: how about I wake up on Chritmas Eve and see you |
Santa Claus |
Visit the North Pole? That would be great! But how would you get here? There are no roads, so you can’t drive. There are no airports, so you can’t fly. And it’s too far and too cold to walk to…. |
Santa Claus |
Damon, do you have FAST eyes? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: how about you drive your sleigh here and pick me up and bring me to the north pole |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: Me too |
Santa Claus |
I wish I could people in the sleigh with me. But I can’t do that. |
Santa Claus |
I don’t have any seat belts or car seats |
Santa Claus |
So I can’t have passengers |
Santa Claus |
Your Mom and Dad would have to come along too |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Whaaaaat |
Santa Claus |
And it’s kinda cold in the sleigh |
Santa Claus |
Aren’t you afraid of your Dad falling out? |
Santa Claus |
I mean, he was never really good at sitting still |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: If I had a crystal I would be Santa Claus and an elf and I would drive the sleigh and we could fit two persons because I’m small |
Santa Claus |
And your Mom…she’s so light she might blow out of the sleigh |
Santa Claus |
I would hate for that to happen |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: that’s not good |
Santa Claus |
Wow I have to get me one of those crystals, Jax! |
Santa Claus |
You know what I think, Damon? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: What? |
Santa Claus |
I think you maybe have seen a lot of movies that show kids coming to the North Pole, right? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Not that much, but how do we get to the north pole |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: you should use magic to take me |
Santa Claus |
See, here’s the thing. The North Pole is not like you see on TV. It snows here. A LOT. Did you know that it started snowing here on October 24th and it has not stopped? |
Santa Claus |
Have you any idea how much snow that is? |
Santa Claus |
It is over the top of our HOUSE!!! |
Santa Claus |
And it still has not stopped snowing |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: wow Jax: that just means you can build a lot of snowman |
Santa Claus |
Yes, you can build a LOT of snowmen with that, for sure |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: and snow forts and snow b**NAUGHTY**s |
Santa Claus |
But listen to me because I want to explain this to you |
Santa Claus |
I know you want to come to the North Pole |
Santa Claus |
A lot of kids do |
Santa Claus |
And I don’t blame you |
Santa Claus |
It sounds really neat |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: They do? |
Santa Claus |
But that really can’t happen |
Santa Claus |
I get kids who ask me this question every day |
Santa Claus |
every day |
Santa Claus |
every day |
Santa Claus |
every day!!!!! |
Santa Claus |
And it makes me sad to tell them that they cannot come here. |
Santa Claus |
You see, you have to be an ELF to come to the North Pole…. |
Santa Claus |
And I have millions of elves all over the world |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Ill have to just see you on Christmas then |
Santa Claus |
And many of THEM have never been to the North Pole |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Dang it |
Santa Claus |
Seeing me at Christmas is a good idea, but you have to know what you’re doing |
Santa Claus |
Cause I move really fast |
Santa Claus |
Do you know why I move so fast? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I’m fast |
Santa Claus |
I know you’re fast. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon and Jax: I’ll actually figure out a plan |
Santa Claus |
You have always been a fast guy. |
Santa Claus |
Oh? What’s your plan? |
Damon And Jax |
Daom: Hmm my plan is to stay up all night and we see you’ |
Santa Claus |
Well…you could try that….or I could tell you a better plan…. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: what is it |
Santa Claus |
Well, you know how every Christmas people make cookies and leave them out for me? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Yes |
Santa Claus |
Do you know why they leave cookies out for me? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: because… why |
Santa Claus |
Because they think I’m HUNGRY |
Santa Claus |
And do you know why that’s a little silly? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I can put cookies in my room |
Santa Claus |
You could…but then YOU would eat them |
Santa Claus |
Let’s think a little harder…. |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: We won’t eat them we promise |
Santa Claus |
Ok, but there’s someone else I want you to think of on Christmas Eve… |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: okay but I go to bed in a minute |
Santa Claus |
ok…we’re almost done |
Santa Claus |
You see, everyone thinks of Santa on Christmas Eve…but I want you to think of some others…. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon:what do I think of |
Santa Claus |
THE REINDEER |
Santa Claus |
If you think of the reindeer, you MIGHT see me…. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: ill listen for the jingle bells |
Santa Claus |
That’s a good start |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: what do reindeer eat |
Santa Claus |
But there is more you can do for the reindeer |
Santa Claus |
Ah, Jax is getting it!!! |
Santa Claus |
If you think of feeding the reindeer you MIGHT see me! |
Santa Claus |
Do you know what to do? |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: Do reindeer eat carrots and candy canes |
Santa Claus |
No!!!!! |
Santa Claus |
I mean, they eat the carrots. |
Santa Claus |
But please don’t feed them candy canes! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: What do we do |
Santa Claus |
Well, the first thing you do is get a big bucket of water. |
Santa Claus |
A BIG ONE |
Santa Claus |
And you put it outside in the backyard…do you know why? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: okay |
Santa Claus |
[link src=”https://santaupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/reindeer-looking-back-near-lot-pine-trees-forest-687×1030.jpg”] |
Santa Claus |
Click on that link…it’s a picture of one of my reindeer I took a few months ago |
Santa Claus |
Do you know who that is in the picture? |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: Wheres the jingle bells |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: who |
Santa Claus |
This picture was taken at the reindeer’s home…not at the North Pole it was in the summer |
Santa Claus |
That’s Benny! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: That’s benny? |
Santa Claus |
Yes, he’s a cute little guy isn’t he? |
Santa Claus |
He went on a hike with me in the woods |
Santa Claus |
He’s having a hard time |
Damon And Jax |
Jax and Damon: yes |
Santa Claus |
You see, Benny doesn’t know how to fly yet |
Santa Claus |
Isn’t that sad? |
Santa Claus |
He’s kind of like you, Damon. He really wants to go to the North Pole |
Santa Claus |
But Benny can’t yet because he can’t fly |
Santa Claus |
Now, I have a number of people and other reindeer who are trying to teach Benny how to fly |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Oh if he can’t fly he can’t go to the north pole |
Santa Claus |
Yes, that’s right. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Tell benny hi |
Santa Claus |
Do you know how hard it is for a reindeer to fly? |
Damon And Jax |
Santa I have to get to bed soon I have school |
Santa Claus |
I will tell Benny hi for you. He will be excited to know that someone knows his name |
Santa Claus |
Ok ok ok….GOSH….darn school. |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: How hard is it to fly |
Santa Claus |
I love school but why does it have to come so early? Promise me we can chat again, ok? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: When? |
Santa Claus |
It is pretty hard for a reindeer to learn to fly. |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: He will learn |
Santa Claus |
You want to know the secret to everything about the North Pole? About learning to fly? About going to the North Pole? About getting pointy ears like an elf? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: what ill keep it a secret |
Santa Claus |
The secret is this and you don’t have to keep it a secret. You need in fact to tell this to EVERYONE that you can |
Santa Claus |
The secret is YOU GOTTA BELIEVE |
Santa Claus |
Once Benny really believes, he will be able to fly |
Santa Claus |
It’s simple |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Okay ill keep trying |
Santa Claus |
That a boy |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Ill try when I go to bed tonight |
Santa Claus |
You talk to your Mom or Dad and we’ll chat again okay |
Santa Claus |
Good boy! |
Santa Claus |
Maybe next Monday night? Are you available? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Ill ask my mom when we can talk again |
Santa Claus |
Because you haven’t told me your REAL wish list yet |
Santa Claus |
Ok, you let me know or have Mom or Dad let me know |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I made you a video with my wishlist |
Santa Claus |
You did??? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Monday! |
Santa Claus |
Oh boy! How cool is that!!! |
Santa Claus |
How do I get to see it? |
Santa Claus |
Can you have your Mom or Dad send it to me? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: My mom will send it to you |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I’ll keep the believing magiv |
Santa Claus |
Ok, |
Santa Claus |
Can you do me another favor? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: I made it on my new camera |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Yes |
Santa Claus |
When you have time, I know you’re busy guys |
Santa Claus |
Wait…you have a NEW CAMERA? |
Santa Claus |
What type? Who gave it to you? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: Yes! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: My dad he wants me to take videos of famil |
Santa Claus |
Oh really…what does the camera look like? |
Damon And Jax |
Jax: A blue camera |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: and silver |
Santa Claus |
Ohmigosh you need to tell me about this on Monday |
Santa Claus |
But I think it’s bedtime, boys |
Santa Claus |
Yep, Santa is getting sleepy |
Santa Claus |
How about you? |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: no I’m never sleepy |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: have a good sleep |
Santa Claus |
Hahaha…everyone has to sleep, |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: sings ” Santa Claus is coming to town” |
Santa Claus |
Goodnight boys! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon and Jax: Goodnight santa! |
Damon And Jax |
Damon: And tell mrs Claus goodnight |
Mrs. Claus |
Goodnight boys!!! |